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30 days. One small step a day. Out of the confusion and into your self-respect era.

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You already know.

You've read the posts. You took the checklist. You know the red flags by heart.

But knowing and doing are two different things, especially when he texts "hey stranger" right as you're finally moving on.

You don't need closure from him. You need a plan for you.

What's inside

Four weeks. Four shifts.

Week 1

See it clearly

Name what this really is, without the excuses you've been making for him.

Week 2

Step back

Boundaries, mute buttons and what to do when he slides back in.

Week 3

Come back to you

Your time, your friends, your plans. Rebuild the life you put on hold.

Week 4

Choose better

Your new standards, so the next one has to actually show up.

This is for you if…

Be honest, sis.

  • You've been "talking" for months and still don't know what you are.
  • You keep saying "this is the last time" … and then it isn't.
  • You check his last active more than you check your own goals.
  • You're ready to stop waiting and start choosing yourself.
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Catherine is an AI character. The Situationship Exit Plan is for self-reflection and personal growth, not therapy or professional advice. If you ever feel unsafe in a relationship, please reach out to someone you trust or a local support line.

If There’s A Constant Joker Around You, Never Let Him/Her Go

MS Maria Shinta February 8, 2016 4 min read
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If There's A Constant Joker Around You, Never Let Them Go

Do you have a friend who is always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh?

Do you love to spend time with them because they always make you feel happy?

If this is you, then you are a very lucky person. Constant jokers are often seen as the clown of the group, who is always laughing and joking. Some people might think they don’t have much depth, but often the funny friends are the wisest. They focus on making the people around them happy, and digging out the funniest parts in daily life.

It is reassuring to know that whatever is going on in your life, your friend will always make laughing easy. They deserve your appreciation and thanks – it is important to acknowledge the wonderful people who make you smile. Here are 8 things that you should thank the constant joker in your group for.

1. The joker will make you smile every day

Every time you see the constant joker you laugh. They always know exactly what to say to make you smile, and every conversation is filled with funny jokes and comments. You love having a friend that you know you will always have fun with, no matter what happens.

2. The joker is creative and witty

If you ask most writers which genre is hardest to write, most will say comedy. It takes a combination of creativity, wit and timing to make you laugh until your stomach hurts. The funny friend knows hundreds of fun, quirky facts, and often you find that you are learning while you are laughing.

3. The joker can handle awkward social situations

Most people hate awkward situations, but the joker always knows how to handle them. The funny friend knows that part of being funny is being able to see where other people are coming from. With a few good-hearted jokes, the whole group will start to relax and feel more confident.

4. The joker will calm you down when you are upset

If you are upset, the first person you ring is your funny friend. They are the only person who can make you smile while you are upset, and they always show you that the sadness will pass and that you will be happy again.

5. The joker is able to make you laugh when you are furious

When you are furious there are few people who you like to be around. Most people just make you feel angrier, but your funny friend has the ability to make you see sense. You appreciate that (and you know that they will crack a great joke about the person who has made you so angry.)

6. The joker is observant

They’re always looking out for funny things that they can poke fun at – for instance, your old Disney themed bed sheets. They have a keen sense of their surroundings and they are always looking out for absurdities in day-to-day life.

7. The joker helps you to believe in your future

Whenever you start to doubt yourself, the joker is there to reassure you. They may mostly make jokes, but they also have a serious side. They let you know that some mistakes might make you feel bad at the time, but within a few days you will both be laughing about it.

8. The joker helps you to grow as a person

Spending time with such a light-hearted, positive person has made you a better person. You are better at dealing with problems and being self-reliant, and you are eternally thankful to your friend for making your life even better.

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Source: Lifestyle

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Maria Shinta

Freelance writer, travel blogger, web designer, digital marketer, and SAG-AFTRA background actress. Writing about personal growth, mindset, spirituality, and the digital nomad lifestyle — based everywhere and nowhere.